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Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off. |
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty good |
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. |
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Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless. |
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So you are better at sex than anybody. Now all you need is a partner. |
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Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man. |
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. |
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The internet isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble. |
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The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand. |
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The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
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The only way to have safe sex is to abstain... from drinking. |
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The problem with being bisexual is that you get twice as many chances to be rejected. |
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The rush from running an amber light is like 10 seconds of good sex, if a bus does it is that 10 seconds of group sex?
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The sad truth is, there is not a man for every woman. That's why god invented sex toys. |
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. |
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. |
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There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'.
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There is no remedy for sex...except more sex. |
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They say that love is the answer, but sex raises some pretty good questions. |
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