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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. |
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What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
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What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby? Ask your parents. |
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What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages ? I've been married for years, and I keep having the same sex. |
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Why do drivers-education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. |
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. |
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. |
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. |
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Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects. Whenever I mention sex, they object.
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. |
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You say you want oral sex? Sure. Go home and phone me. |
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You're old when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car. |
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