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I put the sexy in dyslexic.
 
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
 
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 
You're old when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

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