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A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
 
A smile is a wonderful thing. So don't waste them on someone unimportant.
 
A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up.
 
A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.
 
A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?"
With a smile the boy replied, "I think I'd be too polite to mention it."
 
And out of the chaos, a voice spoke:Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse'. And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse.
 
As smile is a curve that can set things straight.
 
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
 
Every once in a while, I like to look up into the sky and smile for a satellite photo
 
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
 
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
 
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
 
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
 
I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles ...and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
 
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
 
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
 
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 
Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.
 
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.
 
Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a gun.
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