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Nothing is more wasted than a smile on the face of a Playboy centerfold. |
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Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone. |
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. |
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Smile... Tomorrow will be worse. |
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Why am I frowning? It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile and I need the exercise!
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. |
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