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	Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer.
	Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
	How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
	I finally quit smoking by using the patch. I put six of them over my mouth.
	I've been smoking for thirty years now and there's nothing wrong with my lung.
	I've cured myself of smoking in bed. I bought a water bed and filled it with gasoline.
	Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
	It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
	Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section.
	My Uncle finally quit smoking. It was a beautiful service.
	Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
	Smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
	Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
	Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
	Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
	To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
	Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking?
	Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
	Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

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