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I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." |
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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