Search One-liners

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git".

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "I did," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Hatred may make you strong, but it also makes you blind and stupid.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!