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	I know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they were weak and stupid people - and that's why we have wolves and other large predators.
	I like to hang out with ugly stupid people... They make me feel smarter and hotter at the same time.
	I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
	I think she walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
	If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question.
	If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
	If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
	If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony.
	If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
	If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
	If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island.
	It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
	Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.
	Life is hard, its harder when your stupid.
	Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
	Most people don't act stupid - it's the real thing.
	My brother is so stupid, he took Viagra so he could join Up With People.
	My girlfriend is so stupid, she thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository!
	Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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