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	Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
	Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
	So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
	Sometimes I think that the only way you can get stupider is to get bigger.
	Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
	Stupidity runs in the family... It's a good thing I'm adopted.
	Stupidity: doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.
	The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
	The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
	The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
	The only way you could get stupider is to get bigger.
	The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
	The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
	The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.
	The world is full of wonderful, diverse individuals and we must accept them as they are...even if most of them are quite stupid.
	There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
	There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.
	Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
	Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Oh man, not another stupid joke."
	To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.

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