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	Luck is a lazy person's estimate of a worker's success.
	Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man's success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most.
	My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
	Pencils and pens are now illegal on school campus; this was made law after a student successfully proved that a sharpened pencil was, in fact, a weapon.
	Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
	Success comes in cans...Failure comes in can'ts.
	Success is a relative term! It brings so many relatives!
	Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
	Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
	Success stops when you do.
	The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
	The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.
	The only place where success comes before work is the Dictionary.
	The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
	The road to success is always under construction.
	The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places.
	The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
	The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made.
	The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
	There are 2 great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know.

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