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Do women's breasts really swell in the summertime, or is it just me? |
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I have a map of the United States, actual size. It says "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. |
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? |
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It's a good apartment because they allow pets. I have a Shetland pony named Nikkie. Last summer Nikkie was involved in a bizarre electrolysis accident. All her hair was removed except for her tail. Now I rent her out to Hare Krishna family picnics. |
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Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture.
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Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. |
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There is actually a cure for the summertime blues, but it doesn't work very well. |
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There is life, and then there is summer. |
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Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes? |
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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. |
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