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	Do women's breasts really swell in the summertime, or is it just me?
	I have a map of the United States, actual size. It says "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it.
	In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
	It's a good apartment because they allow pets. I have a Shetland pony named Nikkie. Last summer Nikkie was involved in a bizarre electrolysis accident. All her hair was removed except for her tail. Now I rent her out to Hare Krishna family picnics.
	Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture.
	Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
	There is actually a cure for the summertime blues, but it doesn't work very well.
	There is life, and then there is summer.
	Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
	Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

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