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"Just say no!" prevents teenage pregnancy the way "Have a nice day" cures chronic depression.
 
As a teenager, being different is one of our driving forces. We achieve this uniqueness by dressing, speaking and acting exactly the same as everyone else.
 
Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
 
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
 
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children cope with teenagers of their own!
 
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
 
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
 
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, "Hey, progress." Boy, did I have a lot to learn.
 
It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out.
 
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 
School is just an elaborate plot by vampires to obtain the blood of teenagers through periodic blood-drives.
 
Teenagers are two-year-olds with hormones and wheels.
 
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.
 
The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
 
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