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	1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
	A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
	A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
	A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
	A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
	A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
	A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!
	A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato plant? The best part of him is underground.
	A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it.
	A phone call costs less than you think. Soon it'll cost more than you believe.
	A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship.
	A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
	A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
	A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied, "I think I'd be too polite to mention it."
	A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
	All Muslims are forbidden to watch television in Afghanistan. My wife thinks this is called "The Tellyban"
	Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
	Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can.
	Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.
	Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.

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