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	Palidan: Your pal Dan... until he kills you for thinking you're a heretic.
	People tell me I'm childish but I think they're just being poopyheads.
	People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
	People who think they know everything upset those of us who do.
	Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant, conceited men who think they can digest without eating!
	Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job.
	Religion easily--easily-- has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man. . .living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
	Remember that fairytale about the uncircumcised troll? I think it was called 'Rumpled Foreskin'
	Right now I'm having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time.. I think I've forgotten this before...
	Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
	Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
	Shhhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
	Shortest distance between two jokes == A straight line (think about it for a moment)
	Since when is talking a sign of thinking?
	Some folks are so eager to find fault, you'd think there's a reward.
	Some people are in debt because they spend what their friends think they make.
	Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
	Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.
	Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
	Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait! Not me! You.

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