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There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything, both ways save us from thinking. |
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There is an “exception to every rule†- and most people think they are it. |
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'. |
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. |
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They who drink beer will think beer.
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Think "honk" if you're telepathic. |
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Think globally, Act galactically.
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Think much, Speak little, Write less. |
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. |
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Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish. |
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Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. |
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To be or not to be... I think its a trick question. |
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. |
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To think too long about doing a thing, often becomes its undoing. |
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Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." |
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Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" |
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Universal truth: Old ladies can eat more than you think.
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Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking! |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. |
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