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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. |
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What do chickens think we taste like? |
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When all men think alike, no one thinks very much. |
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When someone asks me what I think, I tell them: "I think all of the meat around a pig's ass is pork." |
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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise! |
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When you think you have someone eating out of your hand, count your fingers. |
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. |
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Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
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Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" |
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Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think. |
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Women like silent men, they think they're listening. |
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. |
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. |
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You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. |
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You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think. |
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. |
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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You can't think your way into a new way of living... You have to live your way into a new way of thinking. |
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You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? |
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