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You ever wake up with an erection, roll over, and think you broke your dick? |
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You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. |
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You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. |
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