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Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito. |
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AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don't you think?
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AOL reminds me of an old girlfriend. Just when I think the connection has been established, it suddenly says, "Goodbye." |
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ARMY: A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, dumb enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. |
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race ? |
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
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Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim. |
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At the mall I saw a kid on a leash. I think if I ever have a kid, it's gonna be cordless. |
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? |
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Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you. |
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. |
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Being paranoid means never having to think that you're alone. |
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Bill Clinton ought to be able to serve another term. I think 10-to-20 would be appropriate. |
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By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. |
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Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. |
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Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. |
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. |
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Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they got the biggest piece. |
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. |
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CONGITO EGGO SUM: I think; therefore I am a waffle. |
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