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	Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a semi-important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do school teachers handle this?
	Definition of Innocence: Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
	Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
	Despite what you may think, nobody wins in a butter eating contest.
	Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
	Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
	Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
	Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
	Don't believe everything you think.
	Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
	Don't look at the way things are and ask why -- think about the way things could be and ask why not.
	Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
	Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
	Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path.
	Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
	Don't you think 'All-Dressed' potato chips should come with little bowties?
	Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
	Ever wonder why we're here? Well, don't. For thousands of years, man has been trying to figure out the meaning of life, and I don't think you're going to be the one to get it, Mr. smartypants.
	Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
	Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought goes away.

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