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	Everyone thinks I'm psychotic...except for my friends deep inside the earth.
	Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
	For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
	Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
	Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.
	Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in kansas anymore.
	Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
	Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
	God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
	Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
	Hallmark Card: "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
	Hallmark Card: "As you grow older , Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
	Hallmark Card: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?"
	He who laughs last thinks slowest.
	He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
	Health plans are like hospital gowns...You only think you're covered.
	Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.
	Hofstadter's Law - Any computer project will take twice as long as you think it will, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
	Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.
	I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:THAT is why I'm not a hetrosexual.'

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