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Everyone thinks I'm psychotic...except for my friends deep inside the earth. |
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Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself. |
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For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. |
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Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
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Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it. |
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Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in kansas anymore. |
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Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler. |
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Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers. |
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God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. |
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Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. |
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Hallmark Card: "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." |
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Hallmark Card: "As you grow older , Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." |
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Hallmark Card: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?" |
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He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
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He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. |
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Health plans are like hospital gowns...You only think you're covered. |
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Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. |
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Hofstadter's Law - Any computer project will take twice as long as you think it will, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. |
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Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. |
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I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:THAT is why I'm not a hetrosexual.' |
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