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I think I might be getting over my insomnia. The other day my foot fell asleep.
 
I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
 
I think I'll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don't want to know about.
 
I think I've found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt, than there are to get out of it.
 
I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
 
I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest ofthe day. I think that until about lunchtime.
 
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
 
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
 
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
 
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
 
I think Microsoft has gone too far... Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
 
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
 
I think pot should be legal, I do. I also think if your cousin is really hot, you should be able to fuck one time.
 
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
 
I think she walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
 
I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
 
I think that crematoriums give discounts to burn victims.
 
I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
 
I think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
 
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
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