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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
 
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
 
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.
 
I think, therefore I'm single.
 
I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aid.
 
I was driving the other day, and I thought about how your mileage is better the slower you drive. And I thought that if I went every where at around 5 mph, I may never have to buy gas again. And then it occured to me that I could cover the world at 0 without ever wasting a drop. That was around the same time she gave me the 'I think we should see other people' speech.
 
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought, what good would that do?
 
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me... they were cramming for their finals.
 
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
 
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
 
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
 
I wonder what God was thinking when he came up with the idea of pubic hair.
 
I worry that the person who thought up Rap may be thinking up something else.
 
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
 
I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
 
I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.
 
I'm a right-wing, Republican, conservative Christian who thinks the spotted owl tastes like chicken.
 
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
 
I'm starting to think that I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, there was an olive was in it.
 
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
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