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	I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
	I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
	I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.
	I've never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.
	I've recently discovered that I can predict the future. You'd think I would've seen that coming
	If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
	If I look confused it's because I'm thinking.
	If I said anything which implies that I think that we didn't do what we should have done, given the choices we faced at the time, I shouldn't have said that.
	If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
	If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
	If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it.
	If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.
	If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order.
	If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
	If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
	If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach , you're aiming too high
	If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
	If you think you are getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting all you are paying for.
	If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
	If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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