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If you will always insist that you are right, people will think that there is something wrong with you. |
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If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? |
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If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much." |
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. |
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In hotel rooms I worry. I think, I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
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It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. |
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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. |
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt. |
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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. |
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It's not that I'm antisocial, I just think everyone should be banished to Uzbekistan. |
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. |
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. |
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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. |
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. |
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot |
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Liberal Arts major: will think for food. |
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Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. |
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Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man's success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most. |
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Man is the king of his castle . A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Still think you're a man? |
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