Search One-liners

Found 32 one-liners matching ugly

	Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
	Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
	Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!!!
	Hallmark Card: "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"
	I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs.
	I like to hang out with ugly stupid people... They make me feel smarter and hotter at the same time.
	I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
	I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
	I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
	I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
	I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
	I'm not saying she's ugly, but if she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show.
	I'm so ugly. I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
	I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
	I'm so ugly. My mother had morning sickness, AFTER I was born.
	If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from ?
	If you want to hire a good salesman, look for an ugly man with a beautiful wife.
	It's okay to be ugly...but aren't you overdoing it?
	May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.
	My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

You can add our page to your favourite social-networking website like Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Digg, StumbleUpon,...