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	My sister is so ugly, she could make Ray Charles flinch.
	My wife is so ugly... a cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.
	Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
	Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
	She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
	She's so ugly, she works in a bakery, posing for animal crackers.
	That shirt of yours is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a "Shit Throw".
	What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby? Ask your parents.
	Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.
	You know you're ugly when a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
	You're so ugly, a canibal would take one look at you, and order salad.
	You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!

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