ARMY: Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity. |
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
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I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in. |
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Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all. |
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. |
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Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her. |
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Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. |
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West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names. |
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Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. |
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. |