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	A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
	Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
	If all our national holidays were observed on wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
	Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
	Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend.
	There aren't enough days in the weekend.
	When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. You buy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and they bring you back the previous Friday... That way you still have the weekend.
	Why is Wednesday called "Hump Day" when most people get laid on the weekends?

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