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(On a shirt for women.) If you're reading this, thank puberty.

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

A pessimist is a man who feels that all women are bad...an optimist hopes so.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.

Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married.

Cannibals won't eat divorced women...they're very bitter.

Equality!! If men and women were created equal, a judge in capital crime cases would have to make sure that women were hung like men

Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.