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Granted, you can never learn the position and momentum of an electron simultaneously. However, conceivably you can learn one of these things, which is more than we'll ever know about women. |
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Half of my ancestors were women. |
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He said he was dying of fast women, slow horses, crooked cards and straight whisky.
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Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration. |
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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I called the wrong number today. I said is Joey there? A women answered and said yes, he is. I said, can I speak to him please? She said no, he can't talk right now, he's only two months old. I said all right, I'll wait. |
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. |
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I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...
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I hope I'm the last guy on earth -- I wanna see if all those women were lying to me. |
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I like my women the way i like my coffee; Ground up and in the freezer
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I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
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I think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. |
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I wonder why a gynecologist leaves the room when women get undressed? |
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I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. |
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. |
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If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help. |
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If only women gossip, how do guys and their buddies keep track of "Who's easy?" |
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If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN. |
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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