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In a world full of women, you're the man!
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It's because of men like you that women like to fuck guys like me. |
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Many women who think they have purchased a dress for a ridiculous price, have actually bought it for an absurd figure. |
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Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance. |
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. |
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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. |
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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
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Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how all womens probIems begin with men? |
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Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana. |
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Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. |
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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree. |
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend. |
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One of my pet peeves is women who don't put the toilet seat back up when they're finished. |
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. |
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Real women don't have hot flashes... they have power surges. |
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
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Some women are terribly hard to please... the rest are impossible!
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Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him. |
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