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	Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
	Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
	Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
	Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
	Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
	Women and tax forms have a lot in common...Men love to cheat on them.
	Women are like Angels . . . always up in the air and harping about something.
	Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
	Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
	Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car.
	Women are like pianos... When they're not upright, they're grand.
	Women are the kind of problem I don't mind wrestling with.
	Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
	Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
	Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
	Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
	Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
	Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
	Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.
	Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

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