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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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Women usually sleep on the right side of the bed even in their sleep, they have to be right. |
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. |
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. |
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Women's faults are many, men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!!! |
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Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects. Whenever I mention sex, they object.
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Women. You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts. |
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Women: can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. |
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Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something... |
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. |
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. |
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