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	2000 mockingbirds == two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
	A bachelor is like a modern cleanser: works fast and leaves no ring.
	A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
	A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
	A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
	A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
	A procrastinator's work is never done.
	A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
	A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again.
	All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
	All mothers are working mothers.
	All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do.
	All work and no play is the average school day.
	All work and no play, will make you a manager.
	Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
	Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to avoid work.
	Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
	Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.
	ARMY: Tracers work both ways.
	Art is work, to sell it is art.

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