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The control key on the keyboard does not work.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. |
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The difference between secretaries and wives is: Secretaries get a little behind at work; wives get a big behind at home. |
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The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss. |
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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The mind is like a parachute, it works better when it's open. |
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The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. |
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The only place where success comes before work is the Dictionary. |
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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work, is that you end up at work.
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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The trouble with work is - it's so daily. |
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The workbench is always untidier than last time. |
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The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. |
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There is actually a cure for the summertime blues, but it doesn't work very well. |
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There's no sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. |
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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. |
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Things that must be together to work cannot usually be shipped together. |
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