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	Those nicotine patches work really well, but I heard it was hard to keep them lit.
	Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week.
	Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!
	We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
	We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
	We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
	We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.
	Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
	What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
	When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't understand what he said.
	When you ask someone to go somewhere with you, and they say no and then start explaining why, you say, "Just tell me the time, don't tell me how the watch works."
	When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Louie".
	When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
	Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed', when afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
	Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
	Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
	Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you.
	Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
	Work is good, but it's not that important.
	Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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