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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. |
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You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go dude have you been working out? in the attic? and I go no, but I peeling an orange... like..and hour ago. |
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You remind me of opium...a slow working dope. |
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You're ready for sobriety when the alcohol doesn't work anymore |
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Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office. |
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