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	Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
	Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
	Don't be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
	Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
	Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
	Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.
	Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!
	Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
	Faith without works is dead.
	Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
	Follow your dream; unless it's the one where your naked at work during a fire drill.
	Getting hit in the head with that hammer didn't work as well as I had planned...
	Getting to work on time only makes the day longer.
	God's noblest work? Man. Who found it out? Man.
	Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
	Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
	Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
	Handy Guide to Modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology. 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
	Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances.
	Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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