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Hard work is its own reward, but wouldn't you rather have the money?
 
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
 
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
 
Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
 
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
 
Have you seen the latest Jane Fonda video ? It's called "Didn't Work Out."
 
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
 
He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.
 
Hookd on fonix reelly workd fer mee!
 
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
 
How can I trust my bank to be ready for Y2K ? They can't even make the time and temperature sign work properly.
 
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
 
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
 
I can get a job. I can pay the phone bill. I can cut the lawn, cut my hair, cut down my cholesterol. I can work overtime. I can work in a mine. I can do it all for you, but I don't want to.
 
I can't think right now...I'm working
 
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
 
I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!
 
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
 
I drink beer to celebrate major events, such as the fall of communism, or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.
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