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	If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
	If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job.
	If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day, then work nights!
	If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
	If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
	If you love your job, you will never work another day in your life
	If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
	If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
	If your name was homework, i'd be doing you on my desk right now.
	In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.
	It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
	It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
	It works better if you plug it in first.
	It's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory.
	It's great to be in my current company's employ. They offer excellent benefits, competitive pay, and a work-free smokeplace
	It's hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he's nervous!
	It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
	Keep coming back, it works if you work it.
	Luck is a lazy person's estimate of a worker's success.
	Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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