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	1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
	A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.
	A comparison of human population growth rates and mime population growth rates indicates that within twenty years the world will be overun by mimes and humans will be their slaves, toiling twenty five hours a day making stripy shirts and berets.
	A PBS mind in an MTV world.
	A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.
	America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
	An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.
	At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
	Bad spellers of the world, untie!
	Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
	Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
	Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses.
	Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?
	Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
	Drinking and driving is the biggest cause of vehicle damage in the world. Special effects are a close second.
	Dyslexics of the world, untie!
	Ever wonder why god-centered religions make a woman responsible for messing up the world?
	Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
	Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
	Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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