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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. |
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Guys, you know what the most expensive thing in the world is? A girl that is free for the evening. |
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Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence. |
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Half the people in the world are below average. |
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Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? |
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I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion. |
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I don't know if I want to change the world or just toilet train it. |
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I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. |
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I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I'm riding a bike. |
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I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. |
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I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. |
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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world. Perhaps you've seen it. |
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I heard you, and so what if the world's ending at noon today, I can't chat with you until tomorrow. |
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I may not be the world's greatest lover, but number 2 is not bad! |
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I own a 1979 Fiat 850 Spyder. A while back, the generator went out. I also lost a couple of bolts. The bolts I replaced with some cheap Japanese parts and the generator with a German remanufactured part. Since then, the bloody car has developed a severe case of meglomania and insists I support it in it's bit to rule the world and eliminate Yugos from the face of the earth. What Next? |
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I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there. |
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I surf the real world.
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. |
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. |
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I was driving the other day, and I thought about how your mileage is better the slower you drive. And I thought that if I went every where at around 5 mph, I may never have to buy gas again. And then it occured to me that I could cover the world at 0 without ever wasting a drop. That was around the same time she gave me the 'I think we should see other people' speech. |
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