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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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I'm a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie doll world. |
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I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? |
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
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If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille. |
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If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses side-saddle. |
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If there was any justice in this world, oil company executive bathrooms would smell like the ones in their gas stations. |
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If time is money, then how come someone like me that has all the time in the world is still piss poor? |
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. |
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If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island. |
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Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable. |
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In a world full of women, you're the man!
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In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates? |
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In parts of the world, people still pray in the streets. In this country they're called pedestrians.
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world. |
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Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. |
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Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today? I don't know and I don't care. |
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