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Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse? |
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It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense. |
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It is not known with what weapon World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. |
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It is not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. |
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It is not the people who tell all they know that cause most of the trouble in the world - it's the ones who tell more. |
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. |
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. |
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It's a small world, unless you have to paint it. |
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It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. |
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. |
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the world after they inherit it. |
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. |
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have trained for years and years can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. |
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. |
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot |
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. |
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder. |
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. |
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke... and you are on your own. |
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