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Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything.

Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Non-conformists of the world, unite!

Of all the people in the world, you're one of em'.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Personally, I don't believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, an apology would be nice.

Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ... And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.

Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.