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Someone once told me that love makes the world go 'round. Well, I just had to laugh in their face because, c'mon, everyone knows that what makes the world go 'round is a mutant gerbil on a treadmill. |
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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. |
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Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the world makes sense again. |
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Sometimes I think that this world is another planet's Hell. |
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Stop the world. I want to get off. |
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. |
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The insane create worlds, the sane live in them... the sane create cages, the insane live in them. |
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. |
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. |
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The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. |
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The only person to invite you on a round-the-world trip would be the Flat Earth Society.
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. |
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. |
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. |
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. |
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The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. |
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The world is composed of givers and takers..the takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. |
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The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
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