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The world is full of wonderful, diverse individuals and we must accept them as they are...even if most of them are quite stupid. |
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it. |
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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl. |
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The world will end in five minutes. Please log out. |
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The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance. |
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The world's one big prison, and I'm the warden. Luckily, I'm also asleep. |
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. |
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There are only five people in the world and two of them are hamburgers. |
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There are only two kinds of people in the world - there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning." |
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There are people in this world who do not love their fellow man... I hate people like that ! |
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There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain. |
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There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
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There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it. |
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. |
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Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. |
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To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world. |
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We live in an imperfect world, and we will act imperfectly in that world. |
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We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk. |
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What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
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When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me. |
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