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	When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
	When I die, bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
	When I was 17 I thought my parents were to two stupidest people in the world. When I was 21 I was amazed at how much they had learned in 4 years.
	When the world gets you down, look up and curse.
	Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
	Where would the world be without crazy people?
	Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
	You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
	You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese.
	You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?

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